A massive, two-handed magical instrument whose brass body channels raw sonic sorcery into a single catastrophic bass note. When sounded, it unleashes a crushing, omni-directional, magical wave of destructive resonance that decimates anything within earshot — allies and enemies alike — making positioning as dangerous as the blast itself. The weapon is slow, heavy, and difficult to handle, but when brought to bear it transforms sound into indiscriminate, battlefield-clearing force. A signature Mammon Swarve Financials device that turns music into mass devastation: toot with caution.
“I was just trying to play something beautiful for my friends and your cursed tuba turned my living room into a crater! It has the most haunting, perfect tone — and then BOOM — windows gone, neighbours screaming, my pet synth-ferret is traumatised. I don’t care how ‘magically calibrated’ it is, this is NOT what Mammon Swarve advertised, and yes, I will be speaking to your manager and my lawyer.”
| Doomsday Tuba | ||||
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| [Mammon Swarve Financial] - We make greed look good! | ||||
| Archetype | [Weapon] | Subtype | [Exotic] | |
| Skill | [Magic] | Mastery | [Explosives] | |
| Value | 5,000c | Upkeep | - | |
| Requirement | Damage | Range | Ammo | Hardpoints |
| Brawn: 8 | 3D12 + Wits | 1 - 36 | - | - |
| Traits | ||||
| [Blast], [Loud], [Magical], [Two-Handed] & [Vicious]. | ||||
| Effects | ||||
| This [Weapon] doesn't perform [Attacks] normally, and as such can not perform the [Opportunity Attack] or [Intercept] [Actions]. Instead when you perform the [Combat Action] with this [Weapon] [Equipped], you perform the following [Action] instead: Action You perform an [Attack] with this [Weapon]. All [Characters], other than yourself, within [Range], must perform a [Will Save] against the [Total] of the [Attack]. If [Failed], they take [Damage] from this [Weapon]. If [Critically Failed], they suffer an [Injury] instead of receiving [Damage]. |
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| Doomsday Tuba | ||||
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| [Mammon Swarve Financial] - We make greed look good! | ||||
| Archetype | [Weapon] | Subtype | [Exotic] | |
| Skill | [Magic] | Mastery | [Explosives] | |
| Value | 20,000c | Upkeep | - | |
| Requirement | Damage | Range | Ammo | Hardpoints |
| Brawn: 16 | 6D12 + Wits | 1 - 48 | - | - |
| Traits | ||||
| [Blast], [Loud], [Magical], [Two-Handed] & [Vicious]. | ||||
| Effects | ||||
| This [Weapon] doesn't perform [Attacks] normally, and as such can not perform the [Opportunity Attack] or [Intercept] [Actions]. Instead when you perform the [Combat Action] with this [Weapon] [Equipped], you perform the following [Action] instead: Action You perform an [Attack] with this [Weapon]. All [Characters], other than yourself, within [Range], must perform a [Will Save] against the [Total] of the [Attack]. If [Failed], they take [Damage] from this [Weapon]. If [Critically Failed], they suffer an [Injury] instead of receiving [Damage]. |
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| Doomsday Tuba | ||||
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| [Mammon Swarve Financial] - We make greed look good! | ||||
| Archetype | [Weapon] | Subtype | [Exotic] | |
| Skill | [Magic] | Mastery | [Explosives] | |
| Value | 45,000c | Upkeep | - | |
| Requirement | Damage | Range | Ammo | Hardpoints |
| Brawn: 24 | 9D12 + Wits | 1 - 60 | - | - |
| Traits | ||||
| [Blast], [Loud], [Magical], [Two-Handed] & [Vicious]. | ||||
| Effects | ||||
| This [Weapon] doesn't perform [Attacks] normally, and as such can not perform the [Opportunity Attack] or [Intercept] [Actions]. Instead when you perform the [Combat Action] with this [Weapon] [Equipped], you perform the following [Action] instead: Action You perform an [Attack] with this [Weapon]. All [Characters], other than yourself, within [Range], must perform a [Will Save] against the [Total] of the [Attack]. If [Failed], they take [Damage] from this [Weapon]. If [Critically Failed], they suffer an [Injury] instead of receiving [Damage]. |
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| Doomsday Tuba | ||||
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| [Mammon Swarve Financial] - We make greed look good! | ||||
| Archetype | [Weapon] | Subtype | [Exotic] | |
| Skill | [Magic] | Mastery | [Explosives] | |
| Value | 160,000c | Upkeep | - | |
| Requirement | Damage | Range | Ammo | Hardpoints |
| Brawn: 32 | 12D12 + Wits | 1 - 72 | - | - |
| Traits | ||||
| [Blast], [Loud], [Magical], [Two-Handed] & [Vicious]. | ||||
| Effects | ||||
| This [Weapon] doesn't perform [Attacks] normally, and as such can not perform the [Opportunity Attack] or [Intercept] [Actions]. Instead when you perform the [Combat Action] with this [Weapon] [Equipped], you perform the following [Action] instead: Action You perform an [Attack] with this [Weapon]. All [Characters], other than yourself, within [Range], must perform a [Will Save] against the [Total] of the [Attack]. If [Failed], they take [Damage] from this [Weapon]. If [Critically Failed], they suffer an [Injury] instead of receiving [Damage]. |
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| Doomsday Tuba | ||||
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| [Mammon Swarve Financial] - We make greed look good! | ||||
| Archetype | [Weapon] | Subtype | [Exotic] | |
| Skill | [Magic] | Mastery | [Explosives] | |
| Value | 125,000c | Upkeep | - | |
| Requirement | Damage | Range | Ammo | Hardpoints |
| Brawn: 40 | 15D12 + Wits | 1 - 84 | - | - |
| Traits | ||||
| [Blast], [Loud], [Magical], [Two-Handed] & [Vicious]. | ||||
| Effects | ||||
| This [Weapon] doesn't perform [Attacks] normally, and as such can not perform the [Opportunity Attack] or [Intercept] [Actions]. Instead when you perform the [Combat Action] with this [Weapon] [Equipped], you perform the following [Action] instead: Action You perform an [Attack] with this [Weapon]. All [Characters], other than yourself, within [Range], must perform a [Will Save] against the [Total] of the [Attack]. If [Failed], they take [Damage] from this [Weapon]. If [Critically Failed], they suffer an [Injury] instead of receiving [Damage]. |
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Version 0.5b - Feb 2026